Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Resume

MacSly
Casa MacSly
San Antonio, TX
giddyup@bitches.macsly

Previous experience

  • You won't care about this part, since it wasn't in Texas so might as well have been on Mars.

Education
  • UT? Texas A&M? No? Harumph.

Special skills
  • Desk drawer always contains chocolate, microwave popcorn, safety pins, ibuprofin, and lady things, available generously upon request
  • Agrees that your child/spouse/neighbor is acting like a crazy person and you are completely in the right to be mad at her or him
  • Has many, many stories of stupid things she's done and will tell them with faces and hand gestures
  • Is disturbingly cheerful in the morning and will say "good morning, sunshine!" if you point it out

Interests
  • Coffee runs
  • Celebrity gossip
  • Eating ice cream

Bring on the jobs, bitches!

1 comment:

  1. I think you left out:

    Salary requirements- I realize that whatever you pay me here will barely qualify for poverty level in D.C.

    But use me as a reference!

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