Casa MacSly
San Antonio, TX
giddyup@bitches.macsly
Previous experience
- You won't care about this part, since it wasn't in Texas so might as well have been on Mars.
Education
- UT? Texas A&M? No? Harumph.
Special skills
- Desk drawer always contains chocolate, microwave popcorn, safety pins, ibuprofin, and lady things, available generously upon request
- Agrees that your child/spouse/neighbor is acting like a crazy person and you are completely in the right to be mad at her or him
- Has many, many stories of stupid things she's done and will tell them with faces and hand gestures
- Is disturbingly cheerful in the morning and will say "good morning, sunshine!" if you point it out
Interests
- Coffee runs
- Celebrity gossip
- Eating ice cream
Bring on the jobs, bitches!
I think you left out:
ReplyDeleteSalary requirements- I realize that whatever you pay me here will barely qualify for poverty level in D.C.
But use me as a reference!