Friday, June 12, 2009

Alien assimilation

This morning I was running on the Riverwalk and two ladies were walking towards me. One dropped behind the other to let me by, and I smiled and gasped "thanks" as I went past.

The one with blonde, Texas hair turned to the other and said, "You see? All Texans are super friendly. Unlike the tourists."

WHOA THERE LADY. I'm a super-friendly Texan???? Next time I won't try so hard not to fling sweat at them, and that'll show her.

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